There’s nothing worse than when there’s a huge awful bug in a room and you freak out because they are terrifying and you tell everyone else ...

Okay she's crying because shes happy? I’m not sure if you’ve ever been to an In-N-Out, the very popular west coast fast food burger chai...

As you get older, it can be so hard to find a true friend. So many people either already have a group of friends with their own inside jokes...

Lots of times when you get a person on camera they’ll act a little differently than they would otherwise. It’s easy to become more aware of ...

More news in beautiful gorgeous jewelry. Well, right. Of COURSE Justice Biebet, a 12-year-old actress from Canada famous for her role as Ju...

“JUST KEEP TALKING I DON’T CARE WHAT IT MEANS.” -Me

When you think about it we are all just a bunch of chinchillas in the world (a glass) except not cute. David

Hahahhaha. LOOK AT THAT PUPPY HE WANTS TO PLAY! HE IS JUST TRYING TO ENJOY HIS LIFE IN THE FACE OF AN ABSURD AND IMMOVABLE WILL THAT REFUTES...

Hey, it’s a tough world out there, you guys. JUST ASK OSAMA BIN LADEN, AM I RIGHT? Sorry. But it is a tough world out there. When it comes r...

Hey I know most of you guys reading this come here for news and stuff, so I meant to tell you guys that Osama Bin Laden is dead. He got caug...

OK, team, circle up. Take a knee. We’re going to go out there today and we’re going to show these guys what we’re made of. THIS IS OUR HOUSE...

When mom brought the new Old Spice guy around, I wasn't buying it. Sure, he called me “Chief” and mussed with my hair and said things li...

This is also the only way I can fall asleep, by having that guy jam his filthy thumb in my mouth. -David

Excuse me bitches in the back. Wipe those stink faces off your faces. What can you do. Haters gon' hate. -David

I’m surprised he can eat after getting stung by what looks like 10,000 bees.