This Sht Will Blow Ur Mutha Effin' Mind

Its a whole new me. Most times I find a way to see the worst in things. But some things are too pure and good and there is no worst to even see in them. Things like Dolly Parton, RuPaul, Baby Animals, these things are unscornable. Also unscornable, Insane Clown Posse's Miracles. Haha. I can’t even say anything bad about this video. I sincerely wish I was able to recognize all the miracles that this bitch has to offer.
-David

UNICORN MEMAW

I recently celebrated my surrogate Memaw's 90th bday, and it occurred to me that I have never google image searched 'Memaw." Are you joking me? How is that possible? Well, I got down on it last night and after like the 25th page, I came across this Memaw that grew a mad long horn on her head. The craziest part is that this 69 year old Memaw noticed it growing 20 years ago! I guess at some point we all just have to accept our flaws and say to hell with it all.

WHOOPS I Made My Day

THANK YOU The Internet! Really I could have used this on Monday, but I'll still take it. Look at this magical world of talking animals you guys. There is something to be said for searching Youtube with the terms 'cute and animals' and hitting refresh every 5 seconds. 

And guess what? This youtube clip is just a taste. JUST A TASTE! This is gonna be a movie. Thats alls I need in a movie really (it's what convinced me to see Beverly Hills Chihuahua [alone]).

-David

via youmakemydaythemovie.com