Not to be a bitch but are the terrible bangs he has happening a part of the dog fantasy? I dont think so.

All Hugs

This picture makes me feel high and shit

David

Hello DUH!

Hello Duh SARAH! Camouflage only works if you are in the woods or some shit. Everyone can see you.

Sarah was mad pissed I looked at her web history so she resolved to browse the web in secret. Until I caught her!

-David

The Worst Day

The only thing this tattoo needs is 'BLACK EYED PEAS 10' and its oficially the worst thing ever.

Mom Alert

Awww. Your mom seems nice, and obviously you love her.

But she also doesn’t understand ANYTHING.

AND she didn’t read the “STAY OUT, NO MOMS ALLOWED” sign that we put on the door to our Internet. God, your mooooooooom. It’s embarrasssssssssssing.