All Hugs

This picture makes me feel high and shit

David

To Die For Shoes!

Did you see the photos today of that 30-story high rise in Shanghai that is burning to the ground? Oh my goodness. 42 people have died and more than 90 are injured, and that is, as these things go, only SO FAR. It’s also one of those weird situations where the photos are really stunning and almost beautiful? Don’t get me wrong: actual nightmare IN PROGRESS, but you know what I mean. Did you ever see Terminator 3? At the end of Terminator 3 there is that one scene where Skynet launches, like, ALL the missiles in the world, and you see them soar out over the planet, and it’s really neat looking. There is just something horrifyingly beautiful about the end of things. But make no mistake: things are ending. Constantly. Forever.

So, we might as well find something that makes us happy before they do. For example: tons of fucking sequins

David

I Got That

Don't be jealous.
-David

Music To Everybodys Ears

The internet radio station Pandora.com probably knows me better then anyone else. How else could you explain the infinite wisdom Pandora showed when it introduced me to the musical revelation of Israel Kamakawiwo'ole! His voice is like a cool Hawiian breeze in my ears!! Attention Dolly Parton, Liza, RuPaul and Martha Wash, you all are bout to have some new company on my wall of musical muses.
Your welcome!
-David

Give Me That

Oh my god my evil black heart is just exploding with love for puppies.

-David

ZZZZZZZZ

What I need to know is where does one buy tiny cat furniture? Its too friggin cute. Though it is much more sad if you think of it as a Feline Hospice.
-David

Top Of The Shops

Yesterday I was in Soho and decided to treat myself, and check out New York's (and North America's) first TopShop store. Its giant. There are four floors jammed with shopping teens and teens sales ladies and it was kinda of a sensory overload for me. Moments before I had an autistic meltdown I was able to find a safe space in a corner of the store that was highlighting the designs of illustrator/designer Vanessa Da Silva. It was the sweetest spot in the entire store! Her inspiration was 'The Jungle Goes Shopping' and her collection is loaded with prints like the one above (how friggin cute is that? Camels in heels and lipstick, monkeys loaded with jewelry, carrying two or three purses at a time!).
via vanessadadilva.com
-David

GIT 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HAWT!

The first batch of clothes is up on Ebay and while I see a bidding war in the works over some items, others haven't been bid on yet. This is your chance you guys! Swoop down like a pidgeon on a french fry, its your's for the taking!
As Kenny Powers might say, let me f*ck you up with some knowledge. Clockwise from top right:

This lovely blue skirt is perfect for a professional plus sized lady (and what lady dosn't wanna be professional?) It even has an elastic waist- you do the math. = 2 DIE 4!

Is this the freakum dress Beyonce wrote 'Get Cha Freakum Dress On' about? Maybe, I' just sayin' it could be. And that diagonal stripe is MAD slimming. Wear it and youll kinda look like a sassy sexy beer.

This Young Attitude sweater may not be cashemere but it is a class wool. With the wide open neck and open armholes you wont be mad hot, you'll be mad kewl.

Nothing can beat the drama of a cape, and if you pop the collar- Oh my gawd, Drama! You will win an Oscar.

-David

The Webs We Weave

How does a spider catch a fly? With its web. Well, a lady isn't born with a web, but she can get one (web dress) and catch herself a guy (or whatever she wants, no judgements). Bodywebs.com is really something you need to see no matter who you wanna catch. The site is kooky OK (there is a page that plainly informs visitors the bussiness is operated from a mobile home in a nudist camp). But some of the fashions on there are stone cold chic.As Gina says (this is one of her highest forms of flattery) 'it looks designer'. Though I am still not 100% decided on which menswear piece would suit me best.

-David

Wild Things

Whoops, there goes my eye twitch! That is just how excited I am for this. They better not ruin this. I do have a few reservations, I am not into the Urban Outfitters font going through the opening credits and also The Arcade Fire? What in the heck? Please Hollywood fat cats- don't make this the worst.

-David
via buzz feed
stills from the film

Animation Station

Suzie Templeton is a mad awesome animator who made a Peter and the Wolf short film that won an Oscar. No offense to the movie Coraline, but this is how sweet animation is supposed to look.

-David

via PBS

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SuzieTempleton.com

No Fair

Its not fair that Australia gets all the cool animals. Kangaroos, Koala bears and the Platypus, all in one country that doesn't do anything cool besides make Outback Steakhouses. Why can't America have some of those cool animals for once? All we have is a bunch of deer and squirrels.
Anyways, it was mad hot in Australia and here is a 'to die for' gallery of Koala bears getting their drink on.

http://www.news.com.au/gallery/0,23607,5037290-5014156,00.html

-David

Couch Potato

Hello forget the Slanket and the Snuggie, the Couch Dress is satisfying all my couch sitting needs. If you're a gal who isn't on the go, and you find yourself pretty much planted on the couch and looking at the tv, what better way to remain chic AND decorate your home at the same time?! Knitted with beautiful thick yarns in a to die for 70s palate this will defiantly have your guests impressed and wondering where the sofa cover ends and the dress begins.

The Couch Dress

-David

Who Wore It Better?

Sorry human being baby, I like the pumpkins on your booties but this one was an easy choice. Look at those paws! Cats rule!

-David

Dus Sleepy Beebies

I wanna touch dose beebies.

-David

Wigging Out

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The five best animal wigs!

Click here to see a list of 50- via BWE.tv

-David

HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY EVERYONE!

Did you know that St. Patrick's day is the celebration of St. Patrick, an Irish guy who lead all the snakes out of Ireland? That's what Wikipedia says. What's really the best thing about St. Patrick's day and all other mini holidays is of course the PET COSTUMES! How cute are they? TO DIE FOR! Remember to put something green on your pet or its 7 years of bad luck or something. And don't forget to take a picture!

-David