Bad Teens

And so natural selection continues...

BREAKING NEWS: CAT HICCUPS THEN FARTS!

We will continue to bring you updates on this story as they occur.


-David

I Do What I Do!

I'm glad that worked out for you. Sorry you have shoulders like a man.
-David

Not Mad at Dat

Cache Rules Everything Around Me from Evan Roth on Vimeo.

There are two (and only two, probably) things that I like in this world: Girl Talk and animated GIFS. So you can imagine how this makes me feel.

Tattoos Are Forever

Hey guys, I just wanted to give everyone a quick, friendly reminder about tattoos: they are forever. Yeah. I know that in our hectic modern world of SEXTING and Razr Scooters that it can be pretty hard to remember everything, and maybe some of you forgot that when you get a tattoo on your body, it is there until your are dead and all of the flesh rots away from your bones and rejoins Mother Gaia. So, say for example, that you wanted to get a gigantic tattoo on your forearm of Antoine Dodson, the subject of a popular Internet meme of the summer of 2010 with absolutely no sustainability: please just keep in mind when you are thinking of doing this that the tattoo of Antoine Dodson is going to be on your body for the rest of your life, long after anyone remembers who Antoine Dodson is, perhaps even long after you remember who Antoine Dodson is, if you happen to succumb to the increasingly pervasive disease of Alzheimer’s. Even if you somehow mange to survive 2012, you’ll be left to float along the water-soaked wastes of humanity’s wreckage with a giant tattoo of Antoine Dodson on your forearm.
In this scenario, one would assume that you would have more pressing concerns than the regretful tattoo decisions you made in a life and world that no longer exist, and yet one can still imagine you huddled on your makeshift raft, staring out with blistered eyes over an endless ocean of solitary horror, glancing down at your own reflection in the abyss of your inevitable doom, and catching a glimpse of your fucking Antoine Dodson tattoo and just being like, “eff.” Just something to think about before you make up your mind!
(Image via BuzzFeed.)

-David

LOLs Please

I can guess what this sounds like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vFVnTMwt3w
OW OW UGGGHH I CANT BREATHE OW OW EAHHHH

David

Just What I Needed

People have been talking about how The Web is changing, and how The Internet hasnt been“itself” over the past few months. Well guess what. This dog riding a lawn mower reminds us that the Internet has not forgotten where it came from, or what it is all about. True blue to the end, The Internet. Never change. I know you won’t.
-David

Queen of All Nerdz

Ginger who? There is a new mega nerd on the Youtube scene, and he taking being a nerd VERY SERIOUSLY. I hope he wins that contest whatever the heck it is, and if he does I have an idea of what he will spend his prize money on.

-David

For Your Own Good

I know you guys are busy. Kids today, they are always sexting or cyber bullying someone on their facepages- I know whats up. I know how you guys do. It's like nobody has time for anything these days. Why won't anybody sit down together for a nice meal and watch YouTube with me? Instead everyone is squeezing Dannon Go-gurts into their open mouths and off somewhere on their Segways. It would be nice if you would STOP for just 3 minutes and watch this video.

NO FAST FORWARDING. I know British people and their wack accents are insufferable but you need this. OK you guys? Stay with it. That is some M. Night Shamalan sh*t right there

-David

Catch a Predator on The Web

Secret Eating

Sometimes when dinning alone you might take a few liberties when it comes to food pairings. For example if you were making dinner with a friend you would probably not put an outrageous amount of Parmesan on your spaghetti ..plop some in between toast and make a spaghetti sandwich. right ? When you are at home by yourself watching Con Air.. eh no body is around to judge. spaghetti sandwich is so on.
I couldn't tell if this was a weird loner lunch combo or not. Maybe i just wasn't that hungry.
Is this embarrassing ?

* Sarah

Building the Pyramids

Zack Galifianakis
I dunno. A Canadian person? A schooner sailing backwards
then I ate it. THE END

Go 4 The Gold!

-David

I Meme Bussiness

I think everyones seen the internet sensation Garfield Minus Garfield right? The comic where Garfield has been edited out of the strip leaving John Arbuckle looking like a crazy sad existentialist. Who knew just removing Garfield from the strip makes things real profound, real fast. Garfields great, but I thought there was room in this meme world for some wisdom via America's comic strip sweet heart, Cathy.
So heres the first of many moments of Cathy musings. If you have any good quotes that you think would suit Cathy, please email em in!
-David

Peli-CAN'T

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Get Back From Me!

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Not

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T.G.I.F.

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Let Loose

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Attention America

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Paging Dr. Bummer

Whats going on over at America's favorite game show? Look at this one of Barker's Beauties Gwendolyn is preggers? AND she is coming right up into contestant's row to show of her diamond necklace? And a gynocologist is bidding $69 dollars? None of this kinda crap would fly if Bob Barker was still up in there, rest his soul. I'll still watch. I didn't say I don't like it.
Remember- have your pets sprayed or neutered!

via BWE.tv

-David