Halloween Hot Tip

I'm not saying that I am a Halloween expert or nothing. But.... i sort of am.
Anyway it's never to early to start getting your costume ready for the most important holiday of the year. Or at the very least set a few dollars aside from your job at the tanning salon for the purchase of your whuuore costume. It's called planning for the future.....Because October will be here before you ho it. You'll for sure want the best sparkle bra in a bag money can buy.

As far as the rest of us beasts with personalities go. Don't you fret ladies. I've got a hot tip on a trend for Halloween 2010.
Because of the finale and all. Lost themed costumes are going to be uber hot this year....especially for the plus size gal.
There you have it large and lovelies. Get your khaki on.

You could even dress up as Oceanic flight 815. Did someone say sexy airplane wreckage?


*Sarah

Sisterhood of the Travelling Spanx

It's hard out there! I know it's hard out there. You just have to keep your head down, and do whatever it takes to get through the day. For some people that means unwinding after a day at the office with a nice ice cold Diet Coke and an episode of HOARDERS. ("I'm just so excited to find out if they are able to let someone clean their house, oh good they were able to!") For some people it's taking a pottery class at the local community center, or swing dance lessons with a teacher found on craigslist who smells like alcohol and plastic. It's like Lil' Kim said before she went to prison for lying under oath: Do what you like! (Except lie under oath, that's perjury and you will go to jail for that.)
This is America!
And OK, maybe you and a couple friends want to dress up and express yourselves in a terrifying caricature of femininity. Maybe you guys happen to sew your own costumes and lip-sync to a CD of Dreamgirls, Music From the Motion Picture. Maybe one of you guys (Sarah) is having a hard time matching her heavy coverage foundation to the skin color on her body, so what, who cares. It's the right of everyone to express herself, do you.
-TRANSformation via dragulator.com
-David

Who Wore It Better

via ONTD
-David

Chillaxin, Brosef

Shoot, more evidence on how cats have it made. Nobody is mad at them for crashing on the couch, laying around, looking at the web all day. Why has nobody has ever said "AW how cute" to me when I do this? And I do this all the time.
Cats wear it better again.

-David

Eye Spy

And another thing. Eyes that are looking different directions can be cute for animals, but usually this does not look very good on people. The only people I can think of that have looked good with these kind of crazy eyes are Kate Moss and Bernie Mac. The Shitz Tsu I grew up with named Heather had crazy eyes, but I feel like she always wore them with grace. I used to say she had one eye lookin at you and one eye lookin for you. Now looking at the pictures I think she also had bad cataracts, this is probably a bad look for anyone, animal or human.

-David

Who Wore It Better?

Sorry human being baby, I like the pumpkins on your booties but this one was an easy choice. Look at those paws! Cats rule!

-David