Pinot Awwwwww!

When you think about it we are all just a bunch of chinchillas in the world (a glass) except not cute.

David

The Greatest Speech Ever Given

OK, team, circle up. Take a knee. We’re going to go out there today and we’re going to show these guys what we’re made of. THIS IS OUR HOUSE! But before we smash their faces into the dirt, I’d like to give the floor over to Tim “Wild Thang” Lepard, who is going to say a few words:

Goats standing on a truck, check.
Superman theme music, check.
Monkeys riding dogs, check.
Answers to questions no one was asking, check.

-David

TV time

No offense to Oprah (none taken, I’m sure) but how on Earth does she have her own television network while Herbie & Jabby are languishing on YouTube? I’m just saying. Blah blah blah, book clubs and fake doctors and one billion dollars. THIS IS WHAT I WANT IN MY EYES 24 HOURS A DAY.

Lets just make sure an adult is around making sure Herbie and Jabby dont get TOO close mkay?

All Hugs

This picture makes me feel high and shit

David

I want to experience the same bliss that sloth feels while hugging that giraffe.

-David

Get Back From Me

Sometimes you are just in no mood for this nonsense and you just want to watch your shows. This Cat knows what i'm talkin about.

-David

Hot Cats

Its just like that one Nelly song, it's gettin hot in hur, ima take my clothes off. Hot Cats I hope you guys are not too hot.

-David

Step in the name of Love

So cute! If there was a cat massage parlor, where you could go and get stepped on by cats, I would be there every day.

-David

Babies Watchin' Babies

The older you get the more you will realize, we are who we are. There is no changing it. If you're a chronically depressed self sabotaging narcissist, then thats pretty much how you will always be, forever.
If you are a cute Shiba-Inu dog, then you are just a baby, you'll always be cute, forever.
-David

SO MANY YOUTUBES

Oh. My. Friggin. God. You. Guys. Its been six months, about four million Youtubes and a whole lot of hormone shots since I have last seen you guys. How are you guys? I'm good, well you know with my not working and working, feuding and then reconciling, not much has really changed. The web is still full of great videos of trampoline accidents and I still have a lot of free time on my hands. So lets get to it ok?
Though we may live in uncertain times in a cruel world filled with mostly terrible people and await the year 2012 when, inevitably, the earth will be transformed into a dun-colored nightmarish hellscape of inhumanly horrifying post-Apocalyptic tragedy, one thing remains the same- cats and dogs are still at odds. Would you look at this, its Cats and Dogs 2: the Revenge of Kitty Galore.

-David

GROSS!

I was hanging out with my good friend, Fancy, and her boyfriend, Thomas, the other day. And all they did was makeout the entire time. Seriously you guys, I'm sitting right next to you. As Stephanie Tanner would say:"HOW RUDE!"

In This Economy

In this economy a Turtles gotta get what he can take. Am I right?
PS: I hate pigeons.
-David

Baby Mama Drama

Hey Octomom, sneak a peek at this. Still think having a s* ton of kids is no big whoop? Lady you wont be able to even go from one room to another without those sons of guns on your back like barnacles on a boat.

-David

Its In The Computer

Aw, poor dog. He don't understand. Computers can be confusing! But the cat isn't confused, why she's just pleased as punch because cats know how to do computers.

-David

Smelling Butts

Dog Rape, NO means NO

It looks like animals were doing mad cool things even before the internet was invented.

-David

An Elephant Never Forgets

Oh fine, you are probably saying to yourself. Just another Elephant 'trunk play' video. Nothing to see here. Everyone knows elephants have very accommodating b holes. Not so fast- this ending is like some M. Night Shamalyan level suprise.
-David

You Got Groomed

They said in Ratatouille a great Chef never reveals his recipes. I think thanks bologna because can't he just come up with new recipes that nobody knows? I know I can. You wanna know the secret to discovering the best videos on the internet? Its the Japanese word かわいい. It is pronounced Kawaii. Everybody knows the Japanese know two things really well: hardcore sado-masochistic pornography, and cute things.

-David

Friendship; There Is Nothing Wrong With It

Personally, I don't like close physical contact with friends or really anybody. But look how cute this Hippo and Tortise are. Why didn't I know about this unlikely friendship earlier? They even have a book based on them and dolls too! I guess these two have been friends for a while. Maybe I was too wrapped up in the whole Tiger nursing piglets story.

-David

Get Down On It!

I can tell by the look in the dog's face that this is not the first time the cat has gotten up to this humping. It dogs could roll their eyes, I think this dog would be rolling his eyes. At least the cat has the decency to mash up on the dogs ears and be sensual and everything.

-David