Never Forget Kate Gosselin

The world gets what its wants. Its the law of attraction and its proven science. Due to the demand of the public, the new Twilight moving will come out in June, scientists have invented jeans you can sleep in, and Kate Gosselin is around because people want her to be. People want to know things about her. People want so badly to know more about her that she had to write a book called I Just Want You to Know. People will for sure buy that book, and pay for it using money that they earned at their jobs. What a world.
-David

Baby Mama Drama

Hey Octomom, sneak a peek at this. Still think having a s* ton of kids is no big whoop? Lady you wont be able to even go from one room to another without those sons of guns on your back like barnacles on a boat.

-David

2 Late Transman

Ut-Oh. Everything was going so good for pregnant transman Thomas Beatie: he had worldwide fame, was on Oprah, had his baby, finally got back on his hormones to help fill in his patchy goatee. Life was so good. And he was happy with his transman title. But now this Ruben Noe Coronado comes onto the scene- a YOUNGER transman who happens to be pregnant with TWINS! Can you believe this? Now Beatie can't even call himself THE transman anymore. Every ones gonna be like 'no no you're not transman- Ruen from Spain is transman, he's having TWINS'!

Now what the original transman needs to do for himself is find whatever doctor filled up Octomom's cooter with fetuses and get himself filled up with as many babies as possiable. And then go back on Oprah and be all 'Ruen from Spain WHO'?

-David

via telegraph.co.uk

Sarah beth inside the actors studio

hey everybody. I hope you like the blog. I guess things would look more fancy if we weren't busy doing sweet thangs in the outside.

Well anywayz. ..a little about me.as you can see i am a lady.
Things i like are cats. duh and eating cheeseburgers..and surfing the web. who doesn't? hhhm cartoons, maryl streepe and taking naps. bad photoshop. hanging out with Gina, fire engines, dive bars...ghosts....morris day....and stuff.

I know you all are wondering. allow me to address the issue.
let's just say if you like malleable pudding filled water balloons....climbing tall ladders and bounce houses.........you might like me.

So that's pretty much it. follow my blog if you would like to get to know me better. I must say i am exited to mention that we are planning to introduce you to some sweet ass plus size vintage. i'm talking the real deal.

so look forward to plus size Oh Hai Vintage.

It's coming real soon.

: ) Sarah