Do What You Do

Hey, it’s a tough world out there, you guys. JUST ASK OSAMA BIN LADEN, AM I RIGHT? Sorry. But it is a tough world out there. When it comes right down to it, most people are just doing their best to get through the day, and we should all be so lucky as to find one thing that makes us happy in this world. No one else is gonna do it for us! So, if dressing up in footy pajamas and installing a reinforced bottom to a child’s playpen so that it can support 350 pounds of man weight is what’s going to get you from sunup to sundown without blowing your brains out, more Pedialite to you. Here’s one thing, though: if that IS the thing that makes you happy, when the National Geographic camera crew comes around asking if you’ll allow them to film you taking a nappy-nappy in your big boy’s crib, please at least know that “no” is one of the things you can tell them. Keep that one in your back diaper pocket!

I do like that National Geographic doesn’t go into too much detail about how Stanley is able to afford spending HALF HIS LIFE as an adult baby, or where he met Sandra, or any of a million other questions this segment raises, but they do make sure to explain that he doesn’t wear a diaper when he goes out to run errands so as to avoid public humiliation. Uh, pretty sure that was the one thing that did NOT need any further explanation. Feel like we all would have totally been on the same page with why he doesn’t run his errands in a diaper.

Good luck, Stanley!

Spider Man Returnz

After surviving for two weeks on only mustard and Wetzel's Pretzels from the mall, YOU KNOW WHO, is finally squeezed back in her spider suit and is feeling more sensual then ever. Good for you girl, we should all be so lucky to find something in this world that makes us happy

-David

Medical Breakthrough

Millions of dollars critical to research fighting Cancer and AIDS have been diverted, precious resources rerouted as medical science unanimously put all else on hold, and committed itself entirely to build a living Avatar for 22 year old Long Beach resident and future childless cat hoarder, Sarah B. Lund. Modeled on the brainchild of James Cameron, a multinational team of scientists and bio engineers have worked tirelessly to bring this compelling concept shown in the film, to a living breathing reality, the fusion of Human and Navi DNA.
The bad news is the Avatar is still plus sized and there is nothing they could do about that.
-David

Funny Sad Real

You Guys, it turns out whoever said 'Don't jude a book by it's cover' was totally wrong. Email me personally to reserve your copy of this UNAUTHORIZED Biography!
-David

Sarah beth inside the actors studio

hey everybody. I hope you like the blog. I guess things would look more fancy if we weren't busy doing sweet thangs in the outside.

Well anywayz. ..a little about me.as you can see i am a lady.
Things i like are cats. duh and eating cheeseburgers..and surfing the web. who doesn't? hhhm cartoons, maryl streepe and taking naps. bad photoshop. hanging out with Gina, fire engines, dive bars...ghosts....morris day....and stuff.

I know you all are wondering. allow me to address the issue.
let's just say if you like malleable pudding filled water balloons....climbing tall ladders and bounce houses.........you might like me.

So that's pretty much it. follow my blog if you would like to get to know me better. I must say i am exited to mention that we are planning to introduce you to some sweet ass plus size vintage. i'm talking the real deal.

so look forward to plus size Oh Hai Vintage.

It's coming real soon.

: ) Sarah