Springtime for Hitler

Great news everyone ! Springtime has arrived...Violently awaking Mother Nature by method of shaking and slapping.

And just like last year and the year before.............. She's super mad pissed at Sarah B. Lund.
An ensemble of diva demon hormones are wreaking mass havoc.
Welcome back Melasma/Chloasma ! Imaculate mask of pregnancy FTW !
Good thing I hang around CVS often. Dr. Varon's skin bleaching system promises to solve all of my crayola mustache face problems.
Lady Troubles......Reality Whooooot !



*Sarah