Watch It

I think Watermelons must be mad addictive or some shit. This one time Joanna's Grandma Mary Z ate a whole entire one at once, and she had to go to the hospital. Eventually the baby will be doing like the guy below, its only a matter of time.

-David

Springtime for Hitler

Great news everyone ! Springtime has arrived...Violently awaking Mother Nature by method of shaking and slapping.

And just like last year and the year before.............. She's super mad pissed at Sarah B. Lund.
An ensemble of diva demon hormones are wreaking mass havoc.
Welcome back Melasma/Chloasma ! Imaculate mask of pregnancy FTW !
Good thing I hang around CVS often. Dr. Varon's skin bleaching system promises to solve all of my crayola mustache face problems.
Lady Troubles......Reality Whooooot !



*Sarah

The Never Ending Story

Sometimes it's all just too much ...haha what's the point to any of this life? Why are some peoples brains not right ? What's in Chef Boyardee meatballs?

Luckily Harmony put this on my facespace today. Like a melodic band-aid.
Feel free to put this sanitary pep pep on your cuts and scrapes today. It will protect your soul against infection. TEMPORARILY that is.
It will probably come off in the shower later so tomorrow you are back to being in your own lonesome hell bubble. And chances are that hell bubble will still get repeatedly infiltrated by people you don't know who will proceed ruin you.



*Sarah

Cute is 0 Calories

The hardest friggin part about a diet is what the eff are you supposed to eat when you are relaxing?! I understand, a shake for breakfast a shake for lunch and a sensible dinner- but what about in between? What are you supposed to do then? Put down your Combos and Bugles, get you some grapes or some fruit. I think those little mothers are 0 Weight Watcher's Points. Eat and many of them shits as you want! And I think wine is also allowed since it is pretty much just grapes. Eat all the wine and grapes you want. Also remember to treat yourself to a nerve pill now and then, also 0 Points.

-David

Fatastic !!!!!

Is an explanation really necessary?

*Sarah