Go Slow

I’m guessing when you woke up today you didn’t even realize that a slow loris holding onto a tiny umbrella was something that existed, and now you must have realized deep within yourself that it’s the only thing you want in this entire world. Unfortunately, the line at the Slow Loris with A Tiny Umbrella Store is around the block. Some people have been camped out all week. OPEN OPEN OPEN!

-David

Sneak Cam

Make no mistake, these guys look cute but they will literally rip off your face off all of your fingers, did you see that lady on Oprah? Plus they have the ugliest butts. Gross. Slow Loris' will always be my favorite primates.
-David

Tickle Torture

Is this even real? Is this some movie prop from the Michael Jackson auction? Youtube says thats a Slow Loris. Supposing that things like this exsist in real life, what is it doing in a dorm room? If its going back to college as part of some hair brained scheme, I think it would be a great subject for a movie.

via Buzzfeed

-David