Get Back From Me Again!

A married couple attached by a 15 foot string for 24 hours. This sounds like a terrible idea. I can pretty much guarantee you that within 10 minutes I would either strangle myself with that string or chew through it in a panicked rage.
via slate.com
-David

No Legs No Problem

As I have said before, I am used to seeing celebrities all over the city. But this one was a real suprise. Today I road the subway with the 'I have no legs' man from the movie KIDS. Do you remember him? He got his name because he has no legs, and he is always saying "I have no legs." Fair enough. In the spirit of full disclosure I cannot be 100% sure it was the same guy, however I am sure that he had no legs.
-David

The Internet Makes Me Feel Fat

This is why I recommend everyone go to AskJeeves.com with their questions.
-David

Trading Faces

According to Wikipedia, which has never led me wrong, the above is a Jinmengyo Koi fish. “A Jinmengyo Koi, is known for its humanoid appearance.”
::SHUDDER::
Its not so bad that it has a human face, its the fact that it looks like the guy from the Diabeetus commercials.
-David

We Love Halloween!

Since I have been 'working from home' I have had a chance to catch up on my Maury. Whats going on here? All it is paternity tests! I remember the glory days of Maury, the holy trinity of Sylvia Brown, Man or Woman?!?! and Maury Help! I'm Housebound and Morbidly Obese episodes.
I have been all up on YouTube trying to show you guys what I mean. Let me explain Maury’s “MAN OR WOMAN?!?!” episodes! Those are the ones where Maury brings out a bunch of male-to-female transsexuals and a bunch of slightly masculine biological women, and the audience would shout things like, “DAS A MAN!!! LOOK AT DAT!!! DAS A MAAAAAN!!! And wave their arms wildly to point out evidence to the Maury Sexuality court such as: LOOK AT DAT ADAM’S APPLE!!!!! MAAAAAN! CHICK WITH A DIIIIIIICK! DAS A MAAAAN!”
Unfortunately this is the best quality "MAN OR WOMAN?!?!" episode I could find. This one aired on Halloween, because gender identity is scary
-David

Turning Japanese [NOT]

Attention teens: wearing 14 different colors and patterns and pretending to be pigeon-toed does not make you Japanese. {I am out of touch, is Gwen Stefani and this whole thing still 'kewl' with kids?]
-David

It's all Yours !!!!!!

Talk about Deals. Because Oh Hai Vintage is Brand Spanking new many of our Ebay items are selling at starting auction price. No competition ! That means you can get your hands on these items and our other goodies at starting prices between $7-$9.99 ! That's outrageous ! Our soft Launch is your sweet steal ! take advantage of our Newbie status and get all up on these one of O kind fashions deals !
Go ahead take peek. We're practically giving them away !
Click the pictures to check out these items or go to our seller profile to browse our other Oh Hai Vintage fashions available on Ebay right now.
: )
Sarah

Ok I Get It

I wish the world was more open minded. Women wear makeup every day. Why can't men? Then guys like the gentleman pictured above could get their freak on each and every day. Anyway I'm not mad at it and I'm gonna bet his that raccoon/panda nightmare makeup face is better then whats underneath. God love him.
-David

Go 4 The Gold!

-David

Trash Trouble

Not to just blog about ME again, but this guy keeps 6 months worth of garbage in his basement and he gets a Time Magazine story and I keep a shit ton of trash in the kitchen for two weeks and all I get are fruit flies and mice?
UNFAIR!
via time.com
-David

F-R-E-S-H. Fresh.

The fact that I can name each Jonas Brother probably puts me on some kind of watch list. I can't understand them. They’re so clean. Looking at them makes me feel homeless and insecure about the way I smell.
-David

I Meme Bussiness

I think everyones seen the internet sensation Garfield Minus Garfield right? The comic where Garfield has been edited out of the strip leaving John Arbuckle looking like a crazy sad existentialist. Who knew just removing Garfield from the strip makes things real profound, real fast. Garfields great, but I thought there was room in this meme world for some wisdom via America's comic strip sweet heart, Cathy.
So heres the first of many moments of Cathy musings. If you have any good quotes that you think would suit Cathy, please email em in!
-David

Peli-CAN'T

-David

Who's Mama's Big Boy ?

It is your special day and we are so proud of you !
Today you are allowed as maney McDonald's chicken nugget happy meals as you want. And Meemaw said she will pick up some chester paw cheese puff cheetos for your party.

We love you and can't wait until the day you become America's Next Top Blogger !

Love, Sarah & Joanna

Thats It

Forget it. As far as internet videos go this was perfect.
Even if that is actually K.D. Lang ageing backwards a la Benjamin Button into that kid from Jerry Maguire, I dont care.
-David