Sleep My Child

This is also the only way I can fall asleep, by having that guy jam his filthy thumb in my mouth.

-David

Lion Around the Savannah

These lions don't look so tough after all. Im not scared of them. Who was it anyway that started the rumor that lions are the bad ass kings of the jungle? Its bologna if you ask me. I saw The Lion king, those lions NEVER ONCE even killed an animal, so where is this tough guy reputation coming from? I'd like to see how long a lion lasts on the mean streets of Detroit, probably not very long.
-David

An Elephant Never Forgets

Oh fine, you are probably saying to yourself. Just another Elephant 'trunk play' video. Nothing to see here. Everyone knows elephants have very accommodating b holes. Not so fast- this ending is like some M. Night Shamalyan level suprise.
-David