Valentime

Surprise her this Valentine's Day with an elegant little room of her own

Ultimate Street Fight, Cats and Crows

The Battle may be over. But The War, has just begun

David

Not trying to start any trouble, but that cat is too long. Seriously. It’s too long! Whatever. Don’t get so mad when someone tells you the truth. (Via Urlesque.)
-David

Game Time

That cat plays Duck Hunt exactly like I used to, which was a close as possible to the screen.

PS: that Duck Hunt dog is the worst

-David

Cat Bashed Captured!

Finally the cat trasher has been nabbed! Why are they putting her in the drivers seat? Dumb lady cops and their bright yellow vests and bowler hats.

-David

Cat Have No Legs

You know it really goes to show you what’s important in life.
Legs.

-David

Just a Sec, I Think I Got Something In My Eye

In my future home, this will be the first thing my guests see as they enter my foyer.
-David

Get Back From Me

Sometimes you are just in no mood for this nonsense and you just want to watch your shows. This Cat knows what i'm talkin about.

-David

Hot Cats

Its just like that one Nelly song, it's gettin hot in hur, ima take my clothes off. Hot Cats I hope you guys are not too hot.

-David

Hopsital Boyfriend

There is a delicate formula needed in caclulating how delish someone is, or even if they are delish at all. Like for example this guy is good looking, but he has that horrible Australian accent and calls The Hospital just 'Hospital', and calls a cooler an 'Eskie'. Verdict- not delish. Ashton Kutcher is handsome but also is a wack tweeting hollywierdo. Verdict- not delish. When you break most things down and really weigh the pros and cons out on paper you'll find not only most things are not delish, most things are terrible.

-David

Step in the name of Love

So cute! If there was a cat massage parlor, where you could go and get stepped on by cats, I would be there every day.

-David

Dont Be Tardy For the Valentime's Day Party

Even if you do happen to be a single lady, there are still things you can do to participate in Valentime's Day, and keep yourself out of the bars. Why not send one of these E-Cards to someone special in your life and brighten up his day. People you can send or give a card to:

~Your home health aid

~The 7-11 guy you buy cigarettes from

~A homeless or blind person with a cup out for change

~Yourself at work, (act suprised when you get it, who sent this to you? A secret admirer!)

~Somebody's Myspace.com page

~Parole officer

-David

Back To The Cats

The world is nothing: a pointless accident, a mechanical chaos of casual brute enmity on which we stupidly impose our hopes and fears. Each one of us exist singularly, absolutely alone. All the rest, what you see around you, is merely what pushes you, or what you push against, blindly- as blindly as all that is not you, pushes back. You create the universe blink by blink. An ugly god pitifully dying in an empty space. So, lets go back to the basics: Cat Videos. Here we have a lovely tortoiseshell meowing and being groomed. I am not sure if she is pissed or happy, but I am sure she is cute and is just a baby.

-David

It's Called Fashion

I'm sure everyone is familiar with the three wolf moon shirt. Its pretty much an icon, known as much for it's sweet mystical powers as it's glowing reviews on amazon.com. People say 'if it ain't broke don't fix it', to hell with that, as you can see i'm fixing it. No big whoop, it's fashion design, and it is so easy for me.
-David

SO MANY YOUTUBES

Oh. My. Friggin. God. You. Guys. Its been six months, about four million Youtubes and a whole lot of hormone shots since I have last seen you guys. How are you guys? I'm good, well you know with my not working and working, feuding and then reconciling, not much has really changed. The web is still full of great videos of trampoline accidents and I still have a lot of free time on my hands. So lets get to it ok?
Though we may live in uncertain times in a cruel world filled with mostly terrible people and await the year 2012 when, inevitably, the earth will be transformed into a dun-colored nightmarish hellscape of inhumanly horrifying post-Apocalyptic tragedy, one thing remains the same- cats and dogs are still at odds. Would you look at this, its Cats and Dogs 2: the Revenge of Kitty Galore.

-David

GROSS!

I was hanging out with my good friend, Fancy, and her boyfriend, Thomas, the other day. And all they did was makeout the entire time. Seriously you guys, I'm sitting right next to you. As Stephanie Tanner would say:"HOW RUDE!"

Better Late Than Never

My Bad, this was for 4/20 but here you go, celebrate 5/20.
-David

The Cutest Controversy

A controversy is brewing on the web over alligations regarding the picture above. Presented on the web as an endangered 'Fennec Hare' from a North Korean Zoo, it turns out this is an elaborate (not very elaborate) practical joke. OK. YOU GOT ME! But a bunny/kitten would be a cute animal. That got me to thinking, what other cute animals has God forgotten to make? Let me give this a go.
1.) Turtle and wrinkle faced dog, I call this a Puptle
2.) Dashethaund and hamster, is a Wienerster
3.) Bichon and a Cockatoo is a Bichonatoo
Dag. This is harder then it seems. None of the animals are really that cute, most are more like nightmares.
via zooborns.com
-David

Kitties List

FACT: Did you know every day hundreds of thousands of cats are tragically washed? Their voices silenced as they are splashed with water, at the hands of cruel people single-mindedly intent on cleaning their cat butts. The suffering continues with a blow dry and brushing. Can we agree to take a stand against this?

-David

I Got Something Up My Sleeve

Japanese box cat has some competition now, its sleeve cat and she loves to worm her way into sleeves. From what I have seen on the Youtube page for this video, its causing a major controversy. Everyone is all worried the cat has been stuffed into this sleeve and there is some kind of animal abuse going on. Youtube commenters why can't you guys just enjoy a video for once? Youtube commenters, you guys always assume the worst. Cant you realize animals do cute thigs cuz they WANT to?!? Gahd.

-David