You Want Cats?

Of course you want cats.

Cats for sale! Hot cats for sale! If you live in the Winnipeg area and you have been waiting for JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT to get into cat hoarding or you simply have holes in your couch, now is the perfect time to buy!

-David

Cat Bashed Captured!

Finally the cat trasher has been nabbed! Why are they putting her in the drivers seat? Dumb lady cops and their bright yellow vests and bowler hats.

-David

People Are The Worst

The eff is this? Is this the kinda week we are facing? This is genuinely terrible.
Some piece of shit was caught by a surveillance camera throwing a cat in the garbage. BOOO! Where is the barrister so he can lock her up in lorry and throw away the pint?Animal Rescue Team ASSEMBLE!

-David

Cat Have No Legs

You know it really goes to show you what’s important in life.
Legs.

-David

Sad Sag

Holy smokes you guys. I mean, on the one hand, I guess New York State Senator Eric Adams (D) has a point. Sagging pants can maybe open the door to negative stereotyping (although one could then make the counter-argument that changing one’s “uncivilized” dress in order to conform and appeal to society’s expectations is itself a stereotype, and then we could have time for rebuttals from both sides on the BUS TO RACE JAIL). But on the other hand, something tells me that as America continues to limp through two wars abroad, and struggles to pull itself out of the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, when gay marriage remains illegal in 45 states including New York, with widespread unemployment and plummeting property values, all within an impossibly divisive partisan political climate, and only two years before the inevitable 2012 Apocalypse, maybe this doesn’t need to be anyone’s KEY ISSUE. Like, maybe, just for the time being, there are MORE IMPORTANT THINGS GOING ON THAN PANTS. OKAY? HELLO.

Kitties List

FACT: Did you know every day hundreds of thousands of cats are tragically washed? Their voices silenced as they are splashed with water, at the hands of cruel people single-mindedly intent on cleaning their cat butts. The suffering continues with a blow dry and brushing. Can we agree to take a stand against this?

-David

Not In My House, Not Around My Kids

WHAT? Now this? Gay people how are we a people ever gonna get all our civil rights with some gays going and ruining it for the rest of us, putting pictures on the web that show them humping RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR TERRIFIED MINIATURE POODLE?!?! Seriously you gross gays, this is a major setback. Thankfully its not just gays who get their gross on right in front of their pets, straights (or normals as they call themselves) have some blame to take on this one too. From what I can see, a couple of people are caught on this site doing it man woman style, with poor innocent babies watching with a mix of emotions that is equal parts fear and confusion. Animals should never see their person (or ANY person) naked. I speak from experience, once Joanna's cat caught me in 'a natural way' and she has never looked at me the same again. :*-(
heavypetting.tumblr.com via buzzfeed.com
-David

LOVING CATS!

Also nothing wrong with treating yourself to a nice bath (though some bubbles might be nice).
-David

Cats Will Be Cats

"They start with a little bit of a terror look, and when they realize they can do it they become very proud of themselves."- that's what she said.
I have mixed opinions behind this. I tell you what, I am not beyond making an animal uncomfortable for the greater good of ultimate 2THEMAX cuteness (that's what pet costumes are all about) but does this cat water torture seem to go too far? Those cats look a little miserable and unlike dogs they don't wanna recreationally swim around the pool- these poor cats head right for the dry land. HELLO why is she recommending clipping their nails- because your cat will CUT you in an effort to heep his fanny OUT of the water. And they look pissed, not proud to me.
But then on the other hand- they look so cute wet!!!

-David



Check out MaryEllen's page for yourself. How sweet is her web design by the way? Pretty sweet.

How Dare You

Kenley from Project Runway is the worst. The way she talked, her bangs- she was on my nerve. And see- I know what I'm blogging about because NOW she is in big trouble for throwing a cat! I have a sense about people.

You know I'm not one to judge, but Kenley I have one question for you: HOW DARE YOU!?!

Throwing a cat? You are not fit to own a cat! I hope someone throws Kenley from Project Runway out a window. Sorry but I'm just sayin'.

'PROJECT RUNWAY' FINALIST FACING ASSAULT CHARGES accused of throwing cat, computer at fiance.- NYP

-David

Nothing Wrong With Dancing

I have had it up to here with "good dancing". Who is even a good dancer anyways? Besides Uncle Jesse from Full House all the BEST dancers have been the worst dancers, like Urkel or Carlton from the Fresh Prince. This summer I am gonna be getting my dance on, like this Mom up in Cancun who's has had a maybe four to seven yard stick size frozen margaritas. You Go Girl.

-David

LOVING CATS!

Loving cats isn't just a privilege for the wealthy elite, it should be a RIGHT, for all Americans*! Ya know too often people are judged harshly for loving cats, and this is no fair. There is nothing wrong with loving one, two- even eight cats. Look at the love in that picture. Can you tell me that's wrong?
Listen I'm taking back the streets (and the right to love cats) with these pics up in here, you'll be seeing more of them- so get used to it. And get to loving a cat!
PS if anyone wants to actually print out these CAT LOVE pictures and post them up and around that would be really sweet.

* I technically DO have a cat, but he does not live with me. Right now, and for the past few years he has been with his foster mother (Sarah) in LA because I moved to New York and couldn't take him with me. Also he ate my pet fish, (rest in peace Mr. Tickles) and it's taken me long time to forgive him.

-David