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There Goes The Neighborhood

I made a promise to myself: no more weird gay porn posts. Sounds easy enough, but I can't stay silent on the subject when there are things like THIS existing in the web world! I had no idea how diverse centaurs could be. Did you know there are Polartaurs, Foxataurs, Girltaurs and of course the boytaurs (above). There are zillions more, if you can think of it, there is probably someone thinking about humping that very thing, and photoshopping it into a 'taur'.
I figured I would try my hand at a few:
A Homertaur
A Sarahtaur
A Kittentaur
-David

Always With The Gay Porn, Seriously

Why is this happening to me? Alls I wanna do is a google image search for poodles- find a funny image and blog about it. I wasn't looking for hardcore gay erotic dog art. Seriously, I wasn't. But here it is, staring me in the face. This stuff finds me! But i'm not complaining. At least I don't have a job anymore, where this kinda stuff would mad embarass me. I am free to browse all the hardcore gay dog erotic art I want. Not that I want, because I don't want.

via robclarke.com (NSFW)

-David

Do These Come in Size: Human Being?

The Poop Trap! Finally someone has invented a complex nylon harness that a person can fasten to his pet, attach a disposable plastic bag on the back, and once and for all ensure any bombs that might drop will never hit the ground. I don't see why this couldn't work on cats. 

-David

via BuzzFeed via Ofpet.com

Foreign BMs

UGH. I just got the news that I might have to go back to China for work. China is not as fun as you would think. First of all they do not know how to make Chinese food (hello have you heard of General Tso's Chicken for once?!) and a lot of times the bathroom situation is hella wierd. Some bathrooms are just tiled holes in the ground and you have to squat down and hope nothing splashes on your sneaks. Other bathrooms are mad high tech (they have these on some subways there) they got all kinds of sprays and automatic seat covers and things which sounds sweet but if you can't read chinese and mash the right buttons on the toilet- you can not even get the lid up.

Also resturants do not give you fortune cookies after your meal, this is not right. 

-David