Toon Time

Anyone who knows me knows I love cats, being alone, and reading the web. Reading the web for some people would be work, but you know for me, its a labour of love. Follow your passion you know? And that passion, whoops, leads me to TasteofPoisonParadise, a NSFW site where Disney characters are undressed. The weird part (lots of wierd parts to this site) is that it turns out all the toons wear briefs, boxer briefs or jockstraps.
-David

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS

Living in New York, I've grown used to seeing celebrities. I have seen that one guy from big brother a few times at my neighborhood coffee shop, and I one time saw former MTV guy John Norris at a gay bar. But at my low rent gym, I never thought I would see a celebrity there. I was winding my own bees wax, doing leg presses when a certain older lady plastic surgery face wearing spandex capri pants caught my eye. Let me tell you what she was THIN. I mean mad thin. Not even Dolly Parton skinny, more like Goddess Bunny Skinny. Anyway after working myself up (and after I convinced myself it was Amanda Lepore) I finally went up to her. I mumbled some stuff that probably didn't make sense about loving her new music video (watch the video, it is kinda sweet). She seemed a little confused but nice enough.
Well the moral of this story is basically: Stars- they're really not just like us
-David

There Goes The Neighborhood

I made a promise to myself: no more weird gay porn posts. Sounds easy enough, but I can't stay silent on the subject when there are things like THIS existing in the web world! I had no idea how diverse centaurs could be. Did you know there are Polartaurs, Foxataurs, Girltaurs and of course the boytaurs (above). There are zillions more, if you can think of it, there is probably someone thinking about humping that very thing, and photoshopping it into a 'taur'.
I figured I would try my hand at a few:
A Homertaur
A Sarahtaur
A Kittentaur
-David

Always With The Gay Porn, Seriously

Why is this happening to me? Alls I wanna do is a google image search for poodles- find a funny image and blog about it. I wasn't looking for hardcore gay erotic dog art. Seriously, I wasn't. But here it is, staring me in the face. This stuff finds me! But i'm not complaining. At least I don't have a job anymore, where this kinda stuff would mad embarass me. I am free to browse all the hardcore gay dog erotic art I want. Not that I want, because I don't want.

via robclarke.com (NSFW)

-David

Terminator Secrets Revealed

Dag, Mondays would be easier if I had a robot hunk to do my bidding.

-David

Rave Til Dawn part deux

Techno Viking is just like N*Sync. He got real popular all of a sudden, and then everyone forgot that really he was just a copy of an EARLIER viking! In N*Sync's case- that earlier viking was the Backstreet Boys. In the case of Techno Viking, it was Arnold. Get real Techno Viking, at least give Arnold some credit- he was a pioneer and everything.

Don't get me wrong though, in my book (I have a book on this) there is no such thing as TOO many muscle techno vikings. Alls I'm saying is give credit where credit is due. OK?

-David