I Do What I Do!

So, so gross. Feet repulse me. I don’t even like my own.

-David

Baby Daddy, Just a Baby!

You guys it looks like Sarah's Pops has some competition for the 'WORLD'S BEST DAD!' title. How cute right? SO CUTE! I'm gonna get those cheeks. Leeme get those cheeks I'm gonna eat those cheeks. But also scary right? What are those background dancers doing? They shouldn't be doing that. I think I have to go to jail for watching that part. And what the? It gets scary when MINI DADDY starts pointing his finger and making a mean face. Is that supposed to be a gun? That part is scary. Is that racist of me to say? I have so many feelings. Does anyone out there know what he is rapping about? I'm guessing its something about childhood diabeetus?

After doing some more research and cementing my future in jail, I found that apparently this is a cultural thing I didn't understand. Lots of times husky precocious foreign boys rap with overtly sexualized pre-pubescent girls Zanger Bob

-David

Jenny Jones

Look what I've been missing on the web: the Jenny Jones Blog. For those that don't know, Jenny Jones hosted a talk show in the 90s. Her real claim to fame was a 'Secret Crushes' episode where a guy found out another guy had a crush on him. This guy was suprised, he was straight and so pissed about the whole thing that he killed that other guy who had a crush on him. That pretty much put an end to the Jenny Jones show. But Jenny is still alive, and shes spilling all her personal beans on her blog, bless her soul. I hope she finds a way to make peace with her mother.

via Jennyjones.com

-David

Rave Til Dawn part deux

Techno Viking is just like N*Sync. He got real popular all of a sudden, and then everyone forgot that really he was just a copy of an EARLIER viking! In N*Sync's case- that earlier viking was the Backstreet Boys. In the case of Techno Viking, it was Arnold. Get real Techno Viking, at least give Arnold some credit- he was a pioneer and everything.

Don't get me wrong though, in my book (I have a book on this) there is no such thing as TOO many muscle techno vikings. Alls I'm saying is give credit where credit is due. OK?

-David

Sarah beth inside the actors studio

hey everybody. I hope you like the blog. I guess things would look more fancy if we weren't busy doing sweet thangs in the outside.

Well anywayz. ..a little about me.as you can see i am a lady.
Things i like are cats. duh and eating cheeseburgers..and surfing the web. who doesn't? hhhm cartoons, maryl streepe and taking naps. bad photoshop. hanging out with Gina, fire engines, dive bars...ghosts....morris day....and stuff.

I know you all are wondering. allow me to address the issue.
let's just say if you like malleable pudding filled water balloons....climbing tall ladders and bounce houses.........you might like me.

So that's pretty much it. follow my blog if you would like to get to know me better. I must say i am exited to mention that we are planning to introduce you to some sweet ass plus size vintage. i'm talking the real deal.

so look forward to plus size Oh Hai Vintage.

It's coming real soon.

: ) Sarah