Lady Cries Over In-N-Out

Okay she's crying because shes happy? I’m not sure if you’ve ever been to an In-N-Out, the very popular west coast fast food burger chain, but I would like to tell you something about it. In-N-Out is not that great. “Yes it is, it’s the best!” – You, everyone, everyone in the world ever. No it’s not! I’m sorry to have to blow the lid off of the whole In-N-Out situation, but guys — those are just normal burgers. They taste and look normal. Also the fries are normal, if not a little worse than normal. It’s (I guess) better than other fast food burger chains, but that’s not a very difficult thing to be and let’s not get crazy. I mean, certainly I’m happy for you if it makes you very happy, like this woman in the video. That’s great. I wish anything non-alcoholic that I could buy for fewer than $5 could make me that happy. She’s going to eat so many burgers now and she won’t even have to go very far to do it and I do hope she cries every time. But I can’t stand idly by. Those burgers are normal burgers. In fact, MOST burgers are normal burgers. They taste like meat + the thing you put on them. I rest my case.

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Pizza is the best. If you don’t agree with that statement then please do not read this site.

AND DON’T LET THE BLOG HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

It is so delicious! With the cheese and the toppings and the sauce and the cheese and the toppings and the pizza. Yum! Yum!

My Uncle used to say that pizza was the perfect food because it included each of the four food groups, and he’s a medical doctor! So it should come as no surprise that pizza is a life-saver. Of course it is! Admittedly, it is not a life-saver the way that, you know, medicine is a life-saver. And apparently the only way it can save your life is if you call the same pizza place every morning and order the exact same thing (large pepperoni pizza and two Diet Cokes) in a small town where that is an easily noticeable event, and where the employees of your local pizza place are actual real employees and not would-be dancers or poets or something, too wrapped up in their hopeless DREAMS to care about you. And it should be noted that consuming a large pepperoni pizza and two Diet Cokes every day does have some side effects, but what medical treatment plan is without side-effects?! None medical treatment plans!

THANK YOU, DR. PIZZA, FOR SAVING A WOMAN’S LIFE!

Im sure that when I am 82 I'll order and eat a large pepperoni pizza everyday. I like how she gets DIET coke. Regular Coke is just empty calories.

-David

Source: GM

Pizza Party

I like the part when the black girl puts fried chicken on your pizza. Racist-ass garbage pizza.

-David

Pants Off Baby Dance Off

There are lots of dancing babies out there. This is just one of the better ones.

Is he the best? I don’t think that’s even a question worth asking. Stop trying to put a label on everything, man. Besides, dancing babies are like pizza. There’s no such thing as bad dancing pizza!

-David

Sarah beth inside the actors studio

hey everybody. I hope you like the blog. I guess things would look more fancy if we weren't busy doing sweet thangs in the outside.

Well anywayz. ..a little about me.as you can see i am a lady.
Things i like are cats. duh and eating cheeseburgers..and surfing the web. who doesn't? hhhm cartoons, maryl streepe and taking naps. bad photoshop. hanging out with Gina, fire engines, dive bars...ghosts....morris day....and stuff.

I know you all are wondering. allow me to address the issue.
let's just say if you like malleable pudding filled water balloons....climbing tall ladders and bounce houses.........you might like me.

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It's coming real soon.

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