Lady Cries Over In-N-Out

Okay she's crying because shes happy? I’m not sure if you’ve ever been to an In-N-Out, the very popular west coast fast food burger chain, but I would like to tell you something about it. In-N-Out is not that great. “Yes it is, it’s the best!” – You, everyone, everyone in the world ever. No it’s not! I’m sorry to have to blow the lid off of the whole In-N-Out situation, but guys — those are just normal burgers. They taste and look normal. Also the fries are normal, if not a little worse than normal. It’s (I guess) better than other fast food burger chains, but that’s not a very difficult thing to be and let’s not get crazy. I mean, certainly I’m happy for you if it makes you very happy, like this woman in the video. That’s great. I wish anything non-alcoholic that I could buy for fewer than $5 could make me that happy. She’s going to eat so many burgers now and she won’t even have to go very far to do it and I do hope she cries every time. But I can’t stand idly by. Those burgers are normal burgers. In fact, MOST burgers are normal burgers. They taste like meat + the thing you put on them. I rest my case.

Big Trouble DA REMIX

Well this goes against my usually strict policy of not laughing at sobbing 11 year olds, but you know what. I have to make an exception and LOL the heck out of this.
"Consequences will never be the same"
-David

Big Trouble!

Oh dag, the Dad has backtraced it. Cyber-police is on their way. Consequences will for sure never be the same.

ps- also funny, same girl being a bad tween, before the mad crying.

-David

Bad Breath

At first I was thinking what the heck is this wackadoo going on about. Then I saw Mike Read in them blue shorts, and now I get it.

-David

I JUST LOVE HIM!

I just wish that Mom would freakin' shut up. GAWD MOM. Moms seriously just don't understand. Sometimes we do have to cry because we love Justin Bieber. How about that, Ginger kid is not the only one on YouTube coining brilliant quotes.
"I bet that's Justin Bieber"! I'm going to say that every time the phone rings for the rest of my life.

-David

Babies Watchin' Babies

The older you get the more you will realize, we are who we are. There is no changing it. If you're a chronically depressed self sabotaging narcissist, then thats pretty much how you will always be, forever.
If you are a cute Shiba-Inu dog, then you are just a baby, you'll always be cute, forever.
-David

GET OFF! No seriously get off that horse, you're crushing it.

OMFG! We have covered all kinds of sick porn things, but the grossest of all is when animals are getting hurt. Have you ever seen a horse more sickly than this? Where is his mane? And is that a bunch of flies in his face? These stupid ladies are crushing him. Not OK. I am ready to beat their butts. I wanna crawl in the web and personally give each of these women the John Cena STFU. I am writing an angry internet letter to ridevideos@aol.com about this for sure. :-(
via nudehorsebackriding.com
-David

R.I.P Matilda Powell-Cummings

We gave you a home

and a name. In heaven your

eyes will shoot lasers.


Some of Matilda 's favorite things were liver snap treats.
Watching the home and garden network with her Dad's.
And of course romping with BFF's Murphy and Tucker.
She was one special little baby. Mangled tooth and all.
Our blessings and love go out to her family and friends.
* Haiku by Harmony Ellington
* Photoshop by Sarah Beth Lund

Last Week On The Hills

Fact: The Hills, Season 3, is the best season of all The Hills Seasons.

-David

Juannaman

OK so this lady has set up a site chronicling her attempt to GET A MAN! Someone needs to eff her up with some knowledge:
“A husband” and personal fulfillment are not the same thing.
Get a cat.
via 52weeks2findhim.com
-David

Well Sooorrrrrriiiieeeee! Gawd.

OK looks like what we got her Chief is your typical horrible Sorority girl who has sprayed the inside of her house with a fire extinguisher in an attempt to make it look like snow. Then what had happened was the fire alarms went off, and now everyone is mad pissed at her. I really can't sympathize with this girl (at least she said she will sweep it up?) but I can relate to the camera operator, it is mad hard not to laugh when someone is red faced and crying.

-David