Thats My Bieber

Wazzzup coolios!
Yo cool dudes who know that drugs are a dangerous distraction from achieving your career goals and awesome girls who like a guy with career goals and also have career goals themselves: today I want to rap at you about something pretty important. Safe sex Love. I’m no talking about the love that you get from your parents, which is awesome, and you shouldn’t take it for granted, and you should respect your parents, because respect is dope. I’m talking about the romantic love like you see in the movies and hear in the songs. P’ZONE!
Your body is going through a lot of changes right now, and you’re probably feeling pretty confused. It’s all very exciting and very scary. Hey dog, I’ve been there, dude. And because you’re a little adult now, I’m going to treat you like a little adult, and let you know that the desperate search for everlasting love doesn’t end when you graduate. SoBe Pina Colada Lizz Blizz. That’s life, brosef. Broheim. Bromanator. It’s the same for everyone. Even my main man, Justin Bieber (whatup Justin Bieber fist pound!). Don’t believe me, XBox_92? Check this out

-David

April Fooled

Bieber Takes Over from Justin Bieber

well we were april fooled. Justin Bieber didnt take over viral video web page funny or die.com. But if he did I would have no problem with it. If this 4′2″ lesbian is intent on taking over the Internet, I say let her go for it.
-David

BieberFever!

Last night my Mom was like "Who's Justin Bieber?" and I was like "GET OUT OF MY ROOM, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!"
At least the teens in the YouTube comments know whats up!

airamcrystal01 : "I WAS THE 87TH PERSON TO WATCH THIS! THIS IS ICREDIBLE, IM SO PROUD OF JUSTIN AND IT WAS EVERYTHING WE WANTED PLUS MORE. IM STILL HAVING BIEBERGASMS. OH AND THANK TEH LORD THAT THEY DIDNT KISS! (THEY PROBS DID BACKSTAGE BT OH WELL) COZ I WOULD HAVE PASSED OUT. AHH I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER STOP WATCHING THIS VIDEO!!!1!!!!1!!!! :D :D."

-David

I JUST LOVE HIM!

I just wish that Mom would freakin' shut up. GAWD MOM. Moms seriously just don't understand. Sometimes we do have to cry because we love Justin Bieber. How about that, Ginger kid is not the only one on YouTube coining brilliant quotes.
"I bet that's Justin Bieber"! I'm going to say that every time the phone rings for the rest of my life.

-David

Add It Up

-David