Baby Jam

This is an incredible Lady Gaga tribute, yes, but it’s an even better advertisement for having children. You can make them do whatever you want and they have no idea. The only question now is DO THE BABIES QUALIFY FOR AMAZON SUPERSAVER FREE SHIPPING? I will take three of them.

-David

I JUST LOVE HIM!

I just wish that Mom would freakin' shut up. GAWD MOM. Moms seriously just don't understand. Sometimes we do have to cry because we love Justin Bieber. How about that, Ginger kid is not the only one on YouTube coining brilliant quotes.
"I bet that's Justin Bieber"! I'm going to say that every time the phone rings for the rest of my life.

-David

Toddler Time

FACT: this show Toddlers and Tiara's is the best thing on Wednesday nights (sorry LOST). Last night the s hit the fan when four year old Karmen threatened to quit pageants- but was talked out of quitting when Mom showed her all the crowns shes won.

The best part of it all is the moms. All these moms are real wackadoodles. At first you tune in for the toddlers- but you stay for the moms.

-David