UGH. I just got the news that I might have to go back to China for work. China is not as fun as you would think. First of all they do not know how to make Chinese food (hello have you heard of General Tso's Chicken for once?!) and a lot of times the bathroom situation is hella wierd. Some bathrooms are just tiled holes in the ground and you have to squat down and hope nothing splashes on your sneaks. Other bathrooms are mad high tech (they have these on some subways there) they got all kinds of sprays and automatic seat covers and things which sounds sweet but if you can't read chinese and mash the right buttons on the toilet- you can not even get the lid up.
Also resturants do not give you fortune cookies after your meal, this is not right.