And another thing. Eyes that are looking different directions can be cute for animals, but usually this does not look very good on people. The only people I can think of that have looked good with these kind of crazy eyes are Kate Moss and Bernie Mac. The Shitz Tsu I grew up with named Heather had crazy eyes, but I feel like she always wore them with grace. I used to say she had one eye lookin at you and one eye lookin for you. Now looking at the pictures I think she also had bad cataracts, this is probably a bad look for anyone, animal or human.