Fashion Styles

Old fashioned time was surely the golden era in clothing commercials. I want to wear those pants when I travel through a mirror to a parallel dimension of pure light and sound.

-David

Stupid French People

This video brings me to a topic I have been looking to broach for weeks now. So I'll just go ahead and broach it. Lets be clear, I'm not I'm a hater, I'll say that right now. I recognize this video is from the 70s or some shit, and thats part of the reason it looks wack. But there is a bigger problem with this video, a problem that goes beyond time, and I'm gonna talk about it, and in examining this problem we have to look an even bigger problem, France.

OK back to the video. lets consider the video. The costumes, wack, the special effects, wack- but I will give a PASS to both these issues of wackness due to the fact that this video was made in the 70s. This is also sort of how 70s American TV shows looked. The real problem is what the heck kind of Star Wars spoof (I'm being generous here) leaves out Han Solo or Obi Wan Kenobi?! I dont even know who those characters are, I think one was Harrison Ford, but I'm not sure, anyway I know that there was more to the story then that robot and Darth Vader! French people either get it right or make your own entertainment. That is the problem!

Which leads us to the bigger issue, France in general is wack. Here are some FACTS

French men often have gay ass names like Marie
French people all smoke a ton, and do it everywhere
The French are wusses and have lost about every war they were involved in
They have created no good TV shows ever, they are all unfunny
I could go on, but this isn't Xenophobic Vintage. Its OHHAI VINTAGE, so I will work on finding more videos and pictures that relate to fashion and animals.

-David

No Legs No Problem

As I have said before, I am used to seeing celebrities all over the city. But this one was a real suprise. Today I road the subway with the 'I have no legs' man from the movie KIDS. Do you remember him? He got his name because he has no legs, and he is always saying "I have no legs." Fair enough. In the spirit of full disclosure I cannot be 100% sure it was the same guy, however I am sure that he had no legs.
-David

Bye Guys

Listen up all two of you who read this. I'm going to Michigan for my birthday, so I will (for the first time in probably years) be away from the computer and unable to live blog to you. But I went ahead and pre wrote some blogs and scheduled them to post, so you'll still see new postings every day. OK? And theres some left over chinese food in the fridge and don't open the door for ANYONE!
If its an emergency and you need an adult please see Sarah
-David

D Day

Todays the day! I'm headed to LA for a much needed break. While I'm there I hope to just chill you know. I just wanna catch up with the gang, work with Sarah and stuff, maybe record some videos, you know just chill. It should be fun, and I'll be keepin the blog posted!
-David