European Designer

If you spend most of your days in your home, sometimes you can find yourself feeling hopelessly sloppy and judged by your cats. Now if you had some PAJAMA JEANS, you would probably be feeling a lot better and might be able to avoid the whole existential crisis that comes with being a bedridden morbidly obese cat hoarder. First of all there is the elastic waist, and then plus that, you have got brass rivets on the back pockets there, just like fancy European jeans (which can sell from $50 to $100 dollars).
-David