Showing posts with label tips. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tips. Show all posts

Friday, August 20, 2010

Style Has No Size


I think it was Marilyn Monroe or some sh!t who said, "if you're gonna show some mad legs, then keep your arms covered, and if youre showing arms and shoulders, cover them legs". Well the same logic applies to big gurls who may try to cover up everything. Dont do it big gurls, dont cover yourselves all up ALL of them curves. Let the menz see some shoulder, or let them see some legs, but dont't go crazy with that, dont give em both at once. This applies to skinny b*tches too, but seriously f#ck skinny bitches anyway.
-David

Saturday, May 30, 2009

The Internet Makes Me Feel Fat


This is why I recommend everyone go to AskJeeves.com with their questions.
-David

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Lisa franked n the tank


Dis wuz all up in ma emailz 2day. Great Jarb Smellington!