Style Has No Size

I think it was Marilyn Monroe or some sh!t who said, "if you're gonna show some mad legs, then keep your arms covered, and if youre showing arms and shoulders, cover them legs". Well the same logic applies to big gurls who may try to cover up everything. Dont do it big gurls, dont cover yourselves all up ALL of them curves. Let the menz see some shoulder, or let them see some legs, but dont't go crazy with that, dont give em both at once. This applies to skinny b*tches too, but seriously f#ck skinny bitches anyway.
-David

GIT 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HAWT!

The first batch of clothes is up on Ebay and while I see a bidding war in the works over some items, others haven't been bid on yet. This is your chance you guys! Swoop down like a pidgeon on a french fry, its your's for the taking!
As Kenny Powers might say, let me f*ck you up with some knowledge. Clockwise from top right:

This lovely blue skirt is perfect for a professional plus sized lady (and what lady dosn't wanna be professional?) It even has an elastic waist- you do the math. = 2 DIE 4!

Is this the freakum dress Beyonce wrote 'Get Cha Freakum Dress On' about? Maybe, I' just sayin' it could be. And that diagonal stripe is MAD slimming. Wear it and youll kinda look like a sassy sexy beer.

This Young Attitude sweater may not be cashemere but it is a class wool. With the wide open neck and open armholes you wont be mad hot, you'll be mad kewl.

Nothing can beat the drama of a cape, and if you pop the collar- Oh my gawd, Drama! You will win an Oscar.

-David

If You Like It Then You Shoulda

Burgers! Everyone loves to eat em, put em on their heads, even wear them. Not suprising, the Japanese have figured out people want them as jewely too. Of course! The most brilliant part about this is the wearer can customize how she or he wants his burger. For me, no tomatos and if you're Atkins oriented, no bun.
Ring $192.00 (extra toppings around $32.00)
via Q.POT
-David

Squackin Sweaters

Aw man- the Internet. Why did you have to go show me this? I was just googling for cute Grandmas- I didn't mean to find CUTE CHICKENS. And cute chickens wearing sweaters. Shoot.I got more then I bargained for. Now I'm gonna feel guilty all day as I eat my chicken (don't get it twisted, I will still be eating my chickens).

-David

No Cats Allowed

On a routine google image search for "dogs wearing glasses" I found this, Brian Donnelly's collection of printed t shirts. I of course love rasta Chihuahua, then Pug in tuxedo, Boston Terrier in heart glasses- sheesh who am I kidding. I LOVE THEM ALL!

ps- peep this Flickr group, all dogs in glasses. I'm obsessed.

-David

Couch Potato

Hello forget the Slanket and the Snuggie, the Couch Dress is satisfying all my couch sitting needs. If you're a gal who isn't on the go, and you find yourself pretty much planted on the couch and looking at the tv, what better way to remain chic AND decorate your home at the same time?! Knitted with beautiful thick yarns in a to die for 70s palate this will defiantly have your guests impressed and wondering where the sofa cover ends and the dress begins.

The Couch Dress

-David