Haters Gon' Hate

If the Internet is good for one thing, its finding adult oriented pictures that appeal to your specific and unusual tastes. If its good for TWO things, its for finding adult oriented pictures, and addressing the haters.
Everyone knows haters love the Internet. They are usually on there looking for those adult oriented pictures, and when they aren't doing that, they are hating on things. It was only a matter of time before one of these haters surfed over here to this blog. Well its finally happened. Now I want to take a moment to break my silence about the anonymous commenter who has brought his or her hate to our little corner of the web. You know what, this hating stuff might be fine on youtube or 4chan, but not here. This; is a safe space. I will not be intimidated. I will not quit blogging and I will keep doing this forever no matter what (until I quit, but it wont be because of haters, it will be because medicating my sick cats takes up all my time).
-David

Sisterhood of the Travelling Spanx

It's hard out there! I know it's hard out there. You just have to keep your head down, and do whatever it takes to get through the day. For some people that means unwinding after a day at the office with a nice ice cold Diet Coke and an episode of HOARDERS. ("I'm just so excited to find out if they are able to let someone clean their house, oh good they were able to!") For some people it's taking a pottery class at the local community center, or swing dance lessons with a teacher found on craigslist who smells like alcohol and plastic. It's like Lil' Kim said before she went to prison for lying under oath: Do what you like! (Except lie under oath, that's perjury and you will go to jail for that.)
This is America!
And OK, maybe you and a couple friends want to dress up and express yourselves in a terrifying caricature of femininity. Maybe you guys happen to sew your own costumes and lip-sync to a CD of Dreamgirls, Music From the Motion Picture. Maybe one of you guys (Sarah) is having a hard time matching her heavy coverage foundation to the skin color on her body, so what, who cares. It's the right of everyone to express herself, do you.
-TRANSformation via dragulator.com
-David

Friggin Posers

Do not take your clothing advice from two nerd teens on a beach. Take it from this blog (or from Gina) and use that wisdom to buy things at the Oh Hai Vintage Ebay store.
-David

A Famous Duo

Joanna and myself have been compared to several infamous duo's through out our fun and exiting past. For example some say we are similar to entertainers such as Pen & Teller. Cheech and Chong..Oh also..political figures ....i.e Princess Buttercup and that old hag that neged her.
I feel as though out of those couples we are most like Pen & Teller because we love Vegas first off. and also the comedy, the magic..the hooters chicken wings and the 90's fashion.
Hey Penn.. Yea boyee. i still wear mine long in the back. don't hate.

*Sarah

It's all Yours !!!!!!

Talk about Deals. Because Oh Hai Vintage is Brand Spanking new many of our Ebay items are selling at starting auction price. No competition ! That means you can get your hands on these items and our other goodies at starting prices between $7-$9.99 ! That's outrageous ! Our soft Launch is your sweet steal ! take advantage of our Newbie status and get all up on these one of O kind fashions deals !
Go ahead take peek. We're practically giving them away !
Click the pictures to check out these items or go to our seller profile to browse our other Oh Hai Vintage fashions available on Ebay right now.
: )
Sarah

Thank U 4 Being A Friend!

You guys we have 6 positive feedbacks on Ebay! We are so friggin psyched! That is over halfway to a gold star! I am just the blog master here, its Sarah and Joanna who do the Ebay voodoo, but from all of us, we wanna send a special, not creepy at all, shout out to the below Ebayers whose winning bids and great feedback are helping make Ebay a better place to shop.
nsor8644, iluvtransams , awfullyrad, jea012, and kureyscards
THANKS A MILLION!

Oh Hai does My House

Sometimes you just gotta club. And of course Oh Hai Vintage does not discriminate when it comes to outrageousness. We say bring it on.
In small doses please.

So ok yes every once in a while. Yea we do it. We Club. Sometimes you just have too. It's always worth it. always.
So JoJo was all like. "hey let's check out My House... It will be most excellent outrageous." And i'm all like. "you never want to go to my house because i don't have HBO or nothing" but then i quickly got hip to it.
Our buddy David Schneider from the good ol beauty bar days does Wednesday nights at this most ultimate nightclub. Gotta love him.
So you know right My House is this club that is supposed to look like someones luxury home. But when you are inside you really can't tell because it's packed full of tanned glitter top babies and cologne saturated clubbin dudes. Do you know what place i'm talking about ? It's one of the sound stages where they film the Hills.

Ha Ha boy let me tell ya it was excellent. Lucky for us we did spot a handful of genuinely fierce fashionz. Which was shocking within the midst of "fashion"looks that just made us crack those ' yes yes yes i'm Lovin it" smiles all over the place.
Excuse me busboy we need a clean up in the champagne room. There's Christian Audigier throw up all over some guys affliction man blouse. Could somebody get some seltzer water? and some turpentine?. thanks. Oh wait that's on purpose. whoops nevermind.
Anyways sometimes living in LA you either gotta suck it up and party like a Lohan and or actually get yourself in a position where you can watch a Lohan party like a Lohan IRL. Does that make sense? It rounds out the seasons.



Just the usual you's guyses. no big whoop.


Angeline made it out alive and is lookin fine

Also does anyone know what the heck is up with Brody Jenners GF's face? Is that natural or plastic surgery ? Beautiful girl and hot body right. But In person it's like Jedi mind tricks. Is she 35 ? 29 ? ..what she's 23 ? say what ? Apparently Brody and his playmate actually do live at my house. I should have known after seeing the luxury monogrammed BJ bath towels in the restroom.
Ack and sorry David no Speidi. It must have been their night off. Just like the buzz light years and daffy ducks at Disneyland... The reality personalities..(if you could call them personalities) do their clubbin in shifts...and can only take their heads off in the break room.
But there was that other LC guy..the Jason Wahler? squawk ? I am getting these names to faces from the webs... not from personal knowledge of mainstream celebrity randoms of course.
Club life and Grey Goose 4ever !

NOTE MY HOUSE TRENDZ AND OBSERVATIONS

man snoods
men in lady vests
texting
Odorousness
dirty looks
handsome bartenders
tourists clubbers
fake tots
over accesorizing
huge ass security dudes in nice suits
gaudiness
lots of stairs
wide chairs
white people

Grabbin Bougies


Cassidy in super hot vintage gave Nicolas this sweet Alexander Wang Sweater


Super fierce Spoilt Girl Chiedza


Kim had on this vintage sailor skirt. super cute Cap e tan


I have no friends. i club alone


These guys have very nice tastes in shoes


Clubbin peek a boo

We miss D Schneider's face.
Hey down there Vodka soda's and Vicodin for everyone !
Table service of butts

Clubbin people do it on this bed

We don't care

Joannasarahsaur

Hot Items

Hey all. Oh Hai Vintage has just put up a mini batch of sweet items. Perfect for Spring. You bet babies. AND we just shot a whole lot of goodies special just for you. So look out for those to be up later in the week. Who's a coming to get cha ?
We are.
Oh, you can't wait ?

Well then here are a few of the NOW items.
now?
now?
yes now.

Prairie Apron mini Dress Bam Bam mini dress Floral Freakum Dress Preppy Plus Cardigan

Fiesta plus circle Skirt Hot Cha Cha one shoulder mini dress

Boho Chrochet Vest

NEW Oh Hai Vintage Items on Ebay !

Pop the bubbly ! Let's get this party started right y'all.
We are exited to announce that our very first batch of mad sweet vintage clothes and accessories are now available on Ebay. Yay ! You've always wanted to be kewl like us. Now you can. Just think you could own fashionz hand picked by us ! Can you believe it ?
No ? you can't? your dreamin ? wha ?
Yes believe it..because honey you ain't dreamin. This is for realz.
All kinds of goodies for all kinds of peeps.

Let it be known throughout the land of the web that Oh Hai Vintage does not discriminate.
For example. Have you ever seen class plus size Vintage ?
Yea that's what we thought. Neither have we. Well guess what babies? It's your lucky day because we got it going on right here. Unique items in sizes ranging from petites to plus and everything in between. We search high and low.. from all over Southern California to the back streets of Vegas. Wherever our passions for fashionz duth lead us. Only the best for our babies.

Awe ..ok ok. Now hold up. Theres no need to cry boys. We know you are a macho dude right ? And perhaps freakum dresses just aren't your style ?
Well bro don't be all bummin about it. There will be plenty of sweet ass mens stuff coming up real soon. Mmmm hmmm honey cause you know Oh hai Vintage loves us some menz.

And pleez when your on the Ebay don't forget to add us as a favorite seller. Because by golly there are plenty more more hot fashionz and accessories to come. So keep those peepers peeled for sure! You won't regret it.

Thanks Boo!

Lurv,
Sarah & Joanna







AND NOW EBAY FASHIONZ !

Click me to see this item on ebay ! (aka more pics for you pervs)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! (no dogs allowed)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! (will cuddle for beer)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( is hairless always better?)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( dis one is dedicated to 2pac)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( yea we know this is hot)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( whooooooo?)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( for normal or husky)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( now i'm pissed )

Click me to see this item on ebay ! (for moon walks)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( I got nothing to hide)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( twinkle toes )

Click me to see this item on ebay ! (cat on cat action)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( I can has dis dress ?)


Click me to see this item on ebay ! (yep these are glasses)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( you're dreamin )

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( oh no she didn't !)

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( is too kewl for skewl )

Click me to see this item on ebay ! ( not now. bring mom her franzia)

Click me to see this item on ebay !
( Hello, the galley! Fuckin’ jeroboam of champagne to the bridge immediately!)



Oh Hai Vintage is the product of team effort. We'd like to do a shout out to David ! Blogger Extraordinaire and number one top most special bestest art director of everything Oh Hai Vintage ! And wait there's more ! A massive gigantically obscene thank you one zillion times over to our buddy Daryl for helping us make the web ! (and for being so patient)

More listings coming soon ! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee !