Whatcha Gonna Do Wif All Those Humps?

Anyone who has grown up with a dog has inevitably found himself on the wrong end of a dog humping (is there a right end of dog humping, probably not). As a kid I remember our neighbor's dog, Karat a female Golden Retriever with a lazy eye, was always humping the heck out of everything. She had a special stuffed animal frog that she must have made love to no less than one million times. She also caught me a few times, she was suprisingly strong but the key is to fight back and get off the goddamn ground. Whats this lady above doing? Just chillin there as the dog goes crazy all over her backside. I think this Golden Retriever in the video above helps prove once and for all that Goldens are some of the worst mega humpers ever. Even Comet from Full House was known to do this.
-David