YOU!

The web has a lot of cat themed music videos, but you know I have discriminating tastes. I'm not just gonna put up any old cat video on this blog. Not here. You deserve better then that. So enjoy this video titled YOU and luxuriate in your web chair, satisfied with the knowledge you are looking at the finest cat music video the whole Internet has to offer.

-David

Late Night Monkey

Leave it to the Japanese to make the sweetest talk show ever. Its hosted by monkeys, how can it not be the best? The thing about monkeys is that they are direct. If you give them a cigarette, they smoke it. Give them a talk show, they grab boobs. Its to the point, and I can appreciate that.

-David

Oh Dats Nice

If I am ever fortunate enough to have a lawn I'm not gonna decorate it with racist little jockey statues, gnomes or pink flamingos (well not JUST those). I'm gonna also make sure I have a bunch of zombies in there to look sweet, and they will help keep the slugs off my marigold plants.
via the sweet things at Toscano home and garden via neatorama
-David

Cat Rock

This cat either has something in his ear, or he is really feeling the music of Jeff Hanneman, Dave Lombardo and Kerry King- otherwise known as mother effing Slayer. And can you blame him? What music better to express his cat rage at the world. Eminem maybe. Its possible more cats love Metal but unfortunately most cat owners probably aren't playing it. Cats are much more likely to hear their people playing Tracy Chapman, Alanis Morissette and Celine Dion (the male cat owners).

-David

Gurl It's Official !

David's coming to the La offices for official OhHai bixness !
Listen we have to stick to our diets please (with the exception of my beer drinking of course)

sarah

Who Is My Father?

When I saw the sweet drawings by artist Daniel Johnson I had to judge them. You bet the work was mad sweet but I was sure he would be some ultimate Connor Oberst faced guy, and who needs another one of those? Nobody does. Thank G-d I was wrong. That is him above. Obviously things just got a whole lot sweeter. He looks like me, mixed with Don Vito (remember from the Bam Margera show). Daniel Johnson's work is what some people call Outsider Art. I call it my favorite kind of art (along with Folk Art).
He has just put out a book of his sweet work. Its no wonder that his drawings are selling for big bucks on Ebay.
via Nylon
-David

Seriously!

I am a sympathetic person, if someone is in pain, I feel that pain. This translates into me being a sympathetic vomiter. I can't help it, it runs in my family. When I was little I remember my mom was sick in bed with a cold and I saw a bowl of vomit beside her bed. That sent me blowing chunks immediately, and then- sympathetic mom, barfed all over herself. Seriously it was barf everywhere. And removing the barfed on clothes, you can bet that made everyone dry heave (we were all barfed out at that point thankfully).

Hopefully you have a strong stomach to watch BWE.tv's list of the top 11 cat barf videos of all time.

-David

Spring Thingz

Cleanin Up

Its already almost April. There is no buts about it, it is Spring cleaning time! My room is kind of like a time capsule, and each layer of junk is telling a story. Oh here is the CD I borrowed from someone at work, guess he isn't getting that back. Under that are a bunch of ATM receipts from Augest, see its important to keep documents like these. And not far away I found a teeny beanie baby, after checking Ebay I found it has a resale value of $1.50! It is important to keep organized. I am even cleaning up my computer, I suggest you do the same.
-David

Guest Blog: Get Back From Me!- By Angry Goose

Editor Note: Every once and a while we like to open the blog to reflect a point of view that you may not see in other places. So when Angry Goose reached out to us and asked to do a Guest Column, we happily agreed.

People do not fear us geese enough, I can tell you that right now. I mean... I'm not saying you guys need to run from us all the time. But can you keep your distance? Do not come traipsing through the park like you own the place. Especially if you see there is a ton of us- we are just chillin and we do not want you comin up in the mix. OK? So you brought bread? You think that means you can hang with us? I don't care if the ducks wanna eat out of your hand, you try that s- with us or the swans, you WILL get owned. Period. If you want, why don't you just throw that bread and leave? We will not hesitate to attack your butt. Grandma's, little kids, dogs, seriously we do not care, we will come after you. No joke. There is a reason there are over 700 videos on YouTube with the words 'Geese' and 'attack'. Next time you see a bunch of us just go the other way. I think I speak for all geese when I say we do not want.
-Angry Goose

Dog Rape, NO means NO

It looks like animals were doing mad cool things even before the internet was invented.

-David

LOVING CATS!

Also nothing wrong with treating yourself to a nice bath (though some bubbles might be nice).
-David

The Cat Whisperer

Touching a cat I guess is a lot like touching a lady. Can I touch there? Is she pissed? You gotta find out where the boundaries are. If she won't let you touch her no where, then the best thing to do is grab just her by the back of the neck, wrap her in a towel and touch her body anywhere you want.

-David

I'm Going Down

Honestly I wish these police would come by my neighborhood and start cracking down on the costumed population around here. There is a giant Subway sandwich man who is just flinging his 5 dollar foot long flyers all over the street. There is also a chicken outside of the Chicken House on 14th street. he needs to go to jail due to the way he is always squawking and dancing in the middle of the sidewalk. HELLO, people are trying to walk.

-David

Lion Around the Savannah

These lions don't look so tough after all. Im not scared of them. Who was it anyway that started the rumor that lions are the bad ass kings of the jungle? Its bologna if you ask me. I saw The Lion king, those lions NEVER ONCE even killed an animal, so where is this tough guy reputation coming from? I'd like to see how long a lion lasts on the mean streets of Detroit, probably not very long.
-David