Whoopi Ted Danson

Is what you can google image search in order to find these gems. I have to say Ted. Fire your historical make up artist. (unless he's in the union)
4 realz dough. I could do a better job with an oreo and a q-tip.

Oh web. No worries. I still think you're the best




* Sarah

More To Love FAIL

Mama is so embarrassed about the new fatty reality show trend. Uh More To Love ? it's not only the sleeveless cocktail attire that bothers me but god dayum. These ladies are fighting for attention..just like in real life. Come on Pleez?.... I'm sad about it. And the guy who is the prize is a Big beautiful male fraud.
I feel the fat dance show at least has more dignity even. i'm not just saying this because I was rejected by More To Love when i auditioned.
Uh also there is not one chocolate flavored plus size in the selection of plumper ladies. uh? whutz up wit that ? hello that's like making s'mores without the marshmallow.
mmmmmm s'mores
*Sarah

Mad Dogs of Summer

Ah Yes there have been some rifts in the Ohhai Empire. The Summer heat has turned each of us upside down. Please enjoy this picture of my troll collection while I attempt to wrangle the team back in for some good ol Oh Hai LOLZ. Remember we are humans just like youz guys. We have lapses of judgement. We lie to each other to get our way and we even lock our keys in the car on occasion just like your Nanna does. Embarrassing but true. More junk coming real soon from the Oh hai team i promise.

It must be the Heat

: ) Sarah

Life as we know it

Well the past week has been quite a challenge. We here at Oh Hai Vintage are heart broken over the passing of legend Micheal Jackson. We are crippled with sadness and have been unable to focus on anything non MJ related. Please pray to baby Jesus that the angels will come down from heaven and kiss our cheeks with blessings. God speed those emails from the staples center memorial Lottery telling us we have been chosen for Tuesdays viewing.

GROSS!

I was hanging out with my good friend, Fancy, and her boyfriend, Thomas, the other day. And all they did was makeout the entire time. Seriously you guys, I'm sitting right next to you. As Stephanie Tanner would say:"HOW RUDE!"

Web TV Freak Out Freak Zone

Whoops we went on web TV. Yup Fashion Designer, Sara Lund and someone else went balls out and showed our faces on the web to the max extreme. Amanda and Maria have a show called Late Night lemonade on thestream.tv...so we figured why not? It was pretty fun. No regrets.
You have to realize it was a first for JoJo and myself. So please forgive us for jibba jabbin and fidgeting around like nervous teens. We must say Amanda and Maria looked mad hot in our Oh Hai Fashions. Therefor we consider the show to be a complete success.
They looked so freaking good you could pretty much watch this with the volume off.

Late Night Lemonade - Fashion

Watch This Episode on http://www.thestream.tv/watch.php?v=1573


Well Did it pay off? Hellz yes We had a whopping 3% raise in blog hits. Wowza ! And like 2 people had stuff to say about it. Smello ? It was our first time on live cam so please forgive our nervous hands and awkwardness. Come on guys It's hard to do a web show without the king of pop.
Sigh I had always assumed everyone enjoys our charming nonsense but now i realize we are probably living a lie.

Special thanks to our friends Lynn Shawcroft and Zack Kahn for dominating the IM ! Yous guyz ruled. And thanks again To Maria Blasucci and Amanda Faye Lund for having us !

UNICORN MEMAW

I recently celebrated my surrogate Memaw's 90th bday, and it occurred to me that I have never google image searched 'Memaw." Are you joking me? How is that possible? Well, I got down on it last night and after like the 25th page, I came across this Memaw that grew a mad long horn on her head. The craziest part is that this 69 year old Memaw noticed it growing 20 years ago! I guess at some point we all just have to accept our flaws and say to hell with it all.

GAYMERS

Well David, I guess it's over. You're too busy being an ultimate gaymer and don't care about the blog no more. You know what? Yar Fired! Just joking, but seriously the web misses your sensual touch.

Love,
Corporate

Egg Scuse Me ?

Whoa Today i think i feel like eating a boiled egg in the shape of a cute bunny head.
If only life was that easy? This bunny egg mold reminds me of the vintage egg cuber i bestowed unto Hellington in the year 2005. it's true friends give friends egg molds.
See egg cuber pictured above.

*Sarah


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Welcome Back !

Welcome back David ! Jim from housewares had his wife make you this cake. Things haven't been the same here without you. So do tell us... how was Michigan ?
Any new stores at the mall ?

*Corporate

The Future Is Freakin Adorable

If you went to Disneyland during the late 80's early 90's. Or if you are European. You might remember Micheal Jackson's Captain EO in 3-d.
I'd like to thank Francis Ford Coppola and that other guy for this particular singing..dancing extravaganza. One of the best things to ever happen to Disneyland. R.I.P.
It is truly unfortunate that creatures like these do not exist. With the exception of Hooter..... he was always causing problems or some shit. Unfortunately I couldn't find any good pictures of Odee, Idee and and Hooter. They must be reclusive these days.
I guess I would rather have a Whip Warrior then a Hooter anyway.

Also fun fact.... Betty Petcha Madden..The costume designer for this glorious work of art is also responsible for such films as Girls Just want to Have Fun and Baby Geniuses.

*Sarah

Wife Swap Gem

King Curtis we are also on the having fun team.

*Sarah

Makeovers Reloaded!

Its time for The Hills' makeovers again. Due to the overwhelming response (only 2 goddamn comments? Come on you guys, seriously) Janet Reno was chosen as the makeover lady this time around. I think she looks lovely before and after! I think i'll stick with a politics there. So whos next?
1) Former Vice Presidentail Candidate, Geraldine Ferraro
2) German Chancellor, Angela Merkel
3) The late fromer Prime Minister of Pakistan, Benazir Bhutto
-David

Monkey Mom's

How dare anyone call Mary Lynn a Wackadoo? I personally am not going to forget that there is a chance that I myself could be a future Mary Lynn. What would I do if i found out I was barren ? or God forbid not find a man who actually wanted to spend any time with me let alone raise a child.
All and all this seems like a practical solution and a winning situation for both Mary Lynn and Silly Willie. God Bless.

Mary Lynn and Silly Willie
Lorie and Jessie

* Sarah

Dr. Dre is The Swan

Dr. Dre has retired his Gin and juice for skinnytini's . I'm all about self improvement but this is way loony toons. I still can't believe Ice-T is on Law&Order. And now Dr. Dre gets pedicures and does yoga. How does this happen ?

*Sarah